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Sir Escargot

$ESCAR on Solana

A snail wif a sword. Slowest knight on Solana. Never retreats.

Contract address
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The story

Sir Escargot is a snail who found a sword and decided he was a knight. He moves at 0.03 miles per hour and has never once retreated, mostly because turning around takes all day. No promises, just a meme.

The quest, live

Speed: 0.03 mph. Retreats: 0. ETA to castle: eventually.

Lore

  • Took the oath at dawn. Reached the castle gate next Thursday.
  • His armour is the shell. His strategy is to stay.
  • Paper hands run. Sir Escargot cannot run.

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